You probably don’t need any, but we’ll assume you do.
So here are the 5 top reasons why we think you should attend Maulana’s Azadi March.
1. You actually get what he is up to
Well if that’s the case then it’s clearly a no-brainer. You go to the March right now!
2. You supported PTI in 2018 elections but not you’re not so psyched up about it
Not a good place to be at. But we get you. It’s alright.
3. You thought Asad Umar is alright, but now you realize that he is bhainga and the dollar is mehnga
Or maybe you have a beef with Fawad Chaudhry. Who knows.
4. You’re bored
We are aware of the vacations because of the Azadi March. And we can guess you must be bored. Well, you can still watch a movie on Zombies or something.
But if you’re really bored, like really really bored, then maybe you should visit the March. There won’t likely be much entertainment tho. But if you still want to, go ahead.
5. You’re a journalist and you have to do your job
Aw, that sucks. Good luck.